Biomimicry: The True Inspiration Behind Donald Trump’s Unique Hair Style
Biomimicry is not to be taken lightly. As a very serious field of scientific inquiry, biomimicry often leads to deep insights into life’s most vexing enigmas.
Not To Be Confucius: World Taekwondo Federation To Change Its Name Because of WTF Acronym
The decision comes after changes have already been made to the World Taekwondo Grand Prix and the World Taekwondo World Championships, with the decision discussed at the WTF’s extraordinary council meeting in Mexico City earlier this month.
WTF??? Cosby Openly Jokes with Larry King About Giving Women Spanish Fly in 1991 CNN Interview.
How times have changed! Maybe it was funny back in 1991 but CNN interview Larry King and Bill Cosby joke about using spanish fly on unsuspecting women. MSM seemed to have missed this beaut! Watch video: http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtZwL4c2JYA
When You Actually Think Bitcoin is Worth Less Than Warren Buffett
The Demi-Bubble continues. One thousand and one reasons crypto is worthless and the mother of all bubbles quickly followed by 999 reasons bitcoin is going to a million. Welcome to the VUCAVerse
Breaking News: First He Writes Love Notes with His Severed Finger . Then Johnny Depp Laughs About His Penis
Ukraine, COVIS, Sex Trafficking, Climate Change… We Get Johnny Depp’s body parts as breaking news….
FML: They Told Me This Came Off with a Little Soap and Water
Probably should have skipped those last 12 shots of tequila.
Ukrainian Fleet of Killer Dolphins Captured by Russians Go on Hunger Strike (for real!)
One of the key military resources that likely motivated Russia’s annexation of Ukraine in 2014 was the secret highly trained Ukrainian fleet of killer dolphins who helped patrol the waters near Sevastopol, the home of Russia’s naval base in Crimea. Sevastopol is also Russia’s only warm water port as all the rest freeze over 5 months a year, So no shit they would want control of Crimea. But along with the annexation of Crimea, Russian took control of the the Ukrainian dolphins who by 2019 had had enough poor treatment by their new Russian trainers and apparently went on a hunger strike according to a report in the Guardian. This lends credence to the theory (admitted a bit of a stretch) that the killer dolphins had had enough and in an act of revenged turned on the Russians and sank the Moskva cruiser. One man’s dolphin-terrorist is another man’s dolphin-freedom fighter. It is unclear whether the Ukrainian dolphins were practicing Muslims or members of the Eastern Orthodox Church. Here is the link to the Guardian article in its entirety, https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/16/ukraine-claims-dolphin-army-captured-by-russia-went-on-hunger-strike
National Enquirer: “DICK CHENEY IS A ROBOT”
Well, a bit crazy but to be honest … certainly an element of truth- Cheney doesn’t do well going through metal detectors at airports and purportedly (unconfirmed) shouts out “Metal Detect!” before even entering the scanners.
Men Who Stare at Goats Who Climb Trees: No Photoshop Involved
Mountain goats are generally known for scaling rocky surfaces with great aplomb. But in Morocco tree goats seem to have an affinity for climbing argan trees in search of the fruit of the argan tree. Whatever that an argan fruit is. Apparently the oil from the argan tree is called Moroccan Gold. Real gold sounds more interesting.
Was Putin’s Flagship Cruiser Moskva Sunk by Russia’s Killer Dolphins Gone Rogue?
Putin denies that Ukrainian missiles had nothing to do with the outrageously embarrassing sinking of his pride and joy nuclear cruiser, the Moskva. What MSM has missed is the most obvious answer is that Russia’s squad of killer dolphins had had enough of Putin’s bullshit and armed with bombs on their snouts sunk the unsinkable Moskva. Putin has yet to deny this intriguing and rather sensible explanation.
Albert Einstein Most Famous Contribution to the Study of Stupidity
Oh yeah, the E=MC whatever — that was pretty smart
My God, WTF Ever Happened to America’s Mayor?
Rudy playing pocket pool. Borat: pure genius.
Best Evidence of Supply Chain Shortages: Not Enough Material to Finish the Outfits?
With Covid and global sanctions it is clear there are serious supply chain issues.