Gwyneth Paltrow: A True WTF? Sexual Pheromones Marketing Genius
Say what you will about her acting abilities, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has created an alternate pheromone zeitgeist for the sexually- scented products industry. What started off as a joke has morphed into another vagina-themed “masterstroke” from the Vagina Queen herself. Not without criticism from the pseudo-science patrol, her scented candles sold out quicker than a “quickie.” These candles might also be giving us a hint as to the origin of the name of her company Goop kind of like the Beatle’s brilliant “I buried Paul” conspiracy. An expansive (and expensive) product line is expected to follow… Rumor is she sent several cases of the candles to the Vatican for Lent. The Pope’s Press Office has not commented but there seems to be concern Paltrow could be angling for an entire line of Vatican-theme sacramental candles for both in-church and priests’ at-home usage.
Gotta Love the NY Post! WTF? This is actually bit hard to visualize
First thing to notice is his yellow feet
Must Have Been One Helluva Bachelor Party!
These Groomsmen can get away with it but the Groom? I dunno?
Quiz of the day : Name That Artist (Only the Good Die Young; Painted 900 Painting in 10 years)
Died broke and had a little trouble hearing… any guesses?
Brilliant Privacy Solution: Poo Pourri; 107,000 4.5 star-reviews on Amazon, 60 million bottles and 350 million views!
Many creative people say they do their best thinking on the toidy. As one of the most popular children’s books of all times, every parent has probably bought “Everyone Poops”. Doing one’s duty often requires a bit of post facto cleverness to leave no stigma, trace, nor stench behind from the behind. Buffeted by a brilliant advertising campaign in 2013, according to wikipedia Poo Pourri by 2019 had sold 60 million bottles of their multi-scented portfolio and its video ads has garners over the 350 million combined views.[
Notable Tweet: China’s Military Genius is To Hide Their Submarines Underwater
Putin’s inept ground invasion with Ukrainians picking off Russian tanks (not to mention Russian Generals) is like shooting fish in a barrel. China’s military genius, however, is hiding their fleet of submarines under the sea. Who says the Chinese lack innovation and creativity? Special thanks to @SlenderSherbert
The Photo That Inspired Elon Musk to Create Tesla? The Photo That Did Inspire the Wright Brothers
On left is the highly energy efficient monocycle that never really took off (no pun intended that must have inspired Tesla’s founders vision. On right is Otto Lilienthal’s glider that did inspire the Wright Brothers.
Dr. Fauci Advises Country That If You Must Swim in Pools with Diarrhea To Wear N95 Mask
Hard to see how there’ll be any flip flopping on this conclusion. N95 mask is highly recommended. Flippers optional. Social distancing highly recommended.
WTF TWEET OF THE DAY
NB: Originally, Fallopians was the book between Corinthians and Galatians in the New Testament but seems to have been edited out by Jerry Falwell (RIP)
Dispelling the Notion “Sausage Is Better Eaten Than Watched Made”–
Really?? Don’t even ask
The Humble: Always Uncertain; The Arrogant: Often Wrong, Never in Doubt
Not sure, but that sounds right…
Have You Tried “Barf Wellington”? Dominique Ansel’s Brilliant “Cronut” Sparked A Revolution in Culinary Portmanteau and Neologisms. Inevitably Someone Goes a Bit Overboard.
On left is Ansel’s “Cronut” that created a sensation and hour long waiting lines. On right is unidentified chef’s almost-clever but kinda gross creation. To eat his own! Maybe a clever name would help, but I doubt it.