Gwyneth Paltrow: A True WTF? Sexual Pheromones Marketing Genius

Say what you will about her acting abilities, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has created an alternate pheromone zeitgeist for the sexually- scented products industry.  What started off as a joke has morphed into another vagina-themed “masterstroke” from the Vagina Queen herself. Not without criticism from the pseudo-science patrol, her scented candles sold out quicker than a “quickie.” These candles might also be giving us a hint as to the origin of the name of her company Goop kind of like the Beatle’s brilliant “I buried Paul” conspiracy.  An expansive (and expensive)  product line is expected to follow…  Rumor is she sent several cases of the candles to the Vatican for Lent.  The Pope’s Press Office has not commented but there seems to be concern Paltrow could be angling for an entire line of Vatican-theme sacramental candles for both in-church and priests’ at-home usage.