Walmart Unveils New Look for Security Officers’ Outfits: RAMBO vibe expected to keep customers in LIne
Walmart Shoppers beware. There is a a new look with their Rambo knock-off outfit
Extreme Trumpsters 2024 Dream Ticket: DONALD TRUMP/JFK Jr? That’s about a 9 on the WTF?NEWS scale
Ok. This one’s a bit out there but… with a bit of an open mind it’s not too difficult to imagine hat Donald Trump has a deep unshakeable belief in God. After all he did manage to become President of the United States which to many can only be explained as some supernatural phenomenon or a Bible-worthy miracle orchestrated by a higher source. For a third of the country the Messiah arrived in 2016 and it cannot be dismissed that DT is a very viable contender in 2024. JFK Jr. as VP– not so much. But hope springs eternal. Just don’t hold your breath for that dream ticket.
What a Surprise! He’s Having a Hard Time Finding a Job: Think Before You Ink
Not sure a change in palette or colors (perhaps mauve or crimson red?) would have an impact on his career choices. If Mike Rowe is looking for an assistant, could be a good fit.
Hottest Thing in the World of Caffeine Management: Night Owl Coffee
Many coffee drinkers only do it for the caffeine. Like hot dogs eaten solely as a condiment delivery system.
Zuck and His Metamates: Overwhelming Sentiment to Send Them All into the Metaverse
When it comes to Mark Zuckerberg, “photogenic” is not the first word that comes to mind
Why Sam Elliott’s Daughter Cleo Rose Elliott Once Stabbed Her Mom Six Times With Scissors: Hard to Imagine a Good Excuse for This One
If this is a genuine mental health issue then shame on us, but sounds like anger management might be in order and definitely should keep her away from carving the turkey at Thanksgiving.
Hello Dolly! The Bizarre Story Behind The Real-Life Barbie And Ken
Real life Ken and Barbie doppelgangers aren’t really big fans of each other. But what might you expect from people so narcissistic that they compete with each other to look non-human yet indistinguishable from the doll version as Ken and Barbie clones. Ken (Justin Jedica in real life) has had over 140 operations and procedures to achieve his Ken persona. THat’s a lot of stitches and crazy glue.
Jim Carrey Reacts To Bonkers Theory He’s Been Impersonating A Secretly Dead Joe Biden
The polls show that 80% of Republicans would not find this strange at all having watched Biden’s recent appearances. Oddly 17% of Democrats don’t find this strange either. Their only question was it Jim Carrey wearing the mask. Very “Weekend at Bernie’s”
Sykes-Picot Agreement: What Happens When You Put a French and English Diplomat in a Room with a Ruler, a Map and a Pencil
May 16, 2016. Someone thought it was a good idea to put these two bozos in a room with a ruler, a pencil, and map to dismantle the Ottoman Empire. THe mess in the Middle east all start with these two idiots.
Just Curious Who Does His Makeup?
The QAnon Shaman does have a bit of that Ralph Lauren patriot/flag theme vibe going for him. Not sure if it’ll reduce his sentence but when he’s out of prison he’ll make a fortune on merchandisin . Not sure about the fragrance line but the JanSix by Revlon makeup could do quite well. Colors to revolt by…
He Might Actually Have a Point
Let’s be honest. Do you even know what refried beans are? Do you know anyone who knows what refried beans are?
Think Before You Ink: Extreme Tattoo Fan Who Spent £75,000 On Ink Says ‘Inside Bum’ Was Most Painful
His gastroenterologist is gonna freak out the first time this guy has a colonoscopy. You can almost hear him screaming “WTF?”
Gwyneth Paltrow: A True WTF? Sexual Pheromones Marketing Genius
Say what you will about her acting abilities, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has created an alternate pheromone zeitgeist for the sexually- scented products industry. What started off as a joke has morphed into another vagina-themed “masterstroke” from the Vagina Queen herself. Not without criticism from the pseudo-science patrol, her scented candles sold out quicker than a “quickie.” These candles might also be giving us a hint as to the origin of the name of her company Goop kind of like the Beatle’s brilliant “I buried Paul” conspiracy. An expansive (and expensive) product line is expected to follow… Rumor is she sent several cases of the candles to the Vatican for Lent. The Pope’s Press Office has not commented but there seems to be concern Paltrow could be angling for an entire line of Vatican-theme sacramental candles for both in-church and priests’ at-home usage.
