For Christ’s Sake Mom, Stop Licking So Damn Hard
The only spotless giraffe known to exist has caused great confusion in the scientific and conservation communities. Is this baby giraffe a black swan of genetics or a victim of child abuse? Lady Macbeth is likely to be called in as a witness should this matter go to trial. The Tennessee Zoo issued a “no comment.” A grounds keeper who asked not to be identified for fear or reprisal said “I’ll be damned. The baby giraffe was loaded with spots when I made rounds this morning.”
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