Gay Manatee To Face Mana-cide and Incest Charges for Rough Sex with Brother.

High-intensity sex between two male sibling manatees has created an opportunity for Governor Ron De Santis to euthanize all male manatees in the state of Florida for corrupting the minds of schoolchildren.  “Is this the kind of behavior we want to expose second graders to?” a visibly angry De Santis was thought to have uttered from beneath his wetsuit, mask, and snorkel brandishing a speargun.  While unconfirmed, De Santis is seeking the death penalty for Hugh Manatee whose rough sex resulted in a perforated colon (14.5 cm) in his younger brother Buffett Manatee who was pronounced dead at the scene of the crime.  Jimmy Buffett offered his condolences and said, “It’s five o’clock somewhere. Hell maybe we’ll just create Manateeville”