BEST “WTF” EXPRESSION OF THE WEEK
Not much to add. The face says it all. Just would be nice to know what prompted this iconic reaction
Man’s ‘stomach pains’ turns out to be 32 inch headphone wire lodged in his bladder
Somethings are better left unsaid. In a case of “my dog ate my homework” a man’s stomach pains turned out to be a headphone able that somehow got stuck in his bladder. His contention that he swallowed it by accident and it ended up in his bladder doesn’t seem to hold water. Rumor has it ER, Grey’s Anatomy, and the Good Doctor are in a bidding war for the rights to the story.
Jones Road Beauty Blends Skin Tint With Foundation Releasing ”WTF” Moisture Tint
The cosmetic company launched by Bobbi Brown, is releasing a new line of Skin Tint “WTF Moisture”, whatever that means. Best guess is based on the marketing materials this skin tint foundation comes in an elegant palette of fecal-colored options.
MIKE TYSON’S NEW WEED COMPANY IS SELLING BITTEN EAR-SHAPED EDIBLES; GEORGE FOREMAN TO SUE?
George Foreman’s remarkably successful transformation from world boxing champ to world grilling champ, has inspire Mike Tyson who was keeping his ear to the ground, and has now followed suit. Foreman, whose product is officially known as the tongue-twisting George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine has earned more money flipping burgers than punching the daylights out of his opponents. According to Wikipedia, since its formation in 1994, George Foreman Products has sold 100 million units. But now Mike “the Chomp” Tyson’s new cannabis company is now offering Mike’s Bites edibles. Not clear if they come in left ear or right ear, but our somewhat dubious sources tell us Mike’s Bite next edible product will be the Nose Knows. Tyson’s recipe book will likely include his famous “Grilled Ear a la Holyfield.”
Marsupial Man: Most Disturbingly Amusing Image of the Week?
Photoshopped or otherwise this is a truly disturbing image. Hard to find a coherent or incoherent narrative that explains this image. Marsupial Man? Please forward any thoughts…
Investigative Reporting at Its Finest. In Contention for a Pulitzer?
Nothing like a flair for the obvious. Apparently there are good nuclear explosions and bad nuclear explosions?
Loch Ness Curve Ball. Professor Claims Monster Really a Whale Penis (with Peyronies Disease?). Decide for Yourself….
UK Professor Michael Sweet aroused a lot of attention with his now-apocryphal theory that the Loch Ness monster is really a whale penis. Sweet has conceded that there are no whales in Loch Ness. However the side by side comparison if the original Nessie and Moby Dick’s grandson raises some interesting questions. You can be sure Herman Melville is be turning over in his grave. And Peyronies disease sufferers might rise up in protest as well. Sweet’s post garnered 100,000 likes. . Curious to know if if Professor Sweet has been cancelled by the International Peyronies Association.
And speaking of Oreos….there is a new field for Ph.Ds: Oreologists.
These cutting edge scientists are trying to determine if it is possible to open an oreo cookie with an even distribution of the interior vanilla creme. Apparently it isn’t….
Procter & Gamble wants to trademark online acronyms including WTF and LOL to advertise soap
After nearly poisoning thousands of babies who found those colorful Tide pods irresistible, Proctor & Gamble, the consumer products giant, is trying a new strategy to be cool. It has filed applications with the US Patent and Trademark Office to trademark FML (f**k my life), LOL (laughing out loud), NBD (no big deal) and WTF (what the f**k). Procter & Gamble has filed trademark applications for a number of popular and widely used internet acronyms, including LOL and WTF.