Author: Craig Hatkoff

  Guess it’s not that surprising since humans share 98.8% of the same DNA as chimpanzees.  Not to mention that  is a very handsome chimp.  Not cvlear what the chimp’s gender is…

Did you remember to take you stupid pills today?

Is peeing in the pool is a new revelation? Really?  This reminds us of that very famous childrens book: “Everyone Poops.” Everyone!  And when it comes to peeing in the pool “Everyone Pees” but particularly Olympians.

What Jaws did to keep generations from venturing into the ocean for fear of being ripped to pieces, this whale might have ocean faring sailors from taking a small boat into the great unknown.  Watch the video.  Don’t blame us if you decide not to go into the water.

Political correctness run amok at TEDx.  Watch at your own peril. Those pesky Scholars are attempting to normalizing pedophilia as its latest “normal”  sexual orientation to rile up the right rather than simply sticking withe sexual deviation label that seemed to work fine. Historically speaking pedophilia dates way back; Aristotle, Plato and the Greeks  seem to enjoy their boy toys. In the fullness of time, pedos had to face beheadings that were considered acceptable– ask those French aristocrats whose heads found their way  landing  on spikes and pikes like turtles on a fence post .   Oops forgot beheadings are still acceptable in certain parts of the world. Maybe as a compromise, chop off the little head down under. Or we could just ask Jeffrey Epstein…. oh forgot…he’s no longer available.

You’ll remember Hell, Michigan is actual a thing… a real place.  Great presence on social media for obvious reasons. But now Elon Musk has tweeted (or is it “X’ed”) another curious named town in none other Canada. Welcome to Dildo, Newfoundland! Talk about click bait! Oh yeah, It’s rumored that there is a Phallus, Texas but can’t seem to find it on google earth.

Surveillance video shows moment when 100-foot-wide sinkhole swallows Alton, Illinois soccer field.  Someone had the brilliant idea to build soccer fields on top of limestone mines that apparently collapsed to creat a 100 foot wide, 30 foot deep hole that was captured live by video. Watch the video of the actual collapse here.   

Few know this but it is important to breath…for the oxygen.

You might just be stupid.   Daniel Pink and Steven Pinker consistently confused by the masses. If you make the same mistake, its not social media, its you.

Kyle is exploring creating bullets made out of bleach

Because it’s there….  Seems there may be other reasons to climb Mt. Everest

It used to be “where’s Waldo?”. But in  Georgia  it just became “where’s Wally?” Wally Gator that is. A famous Georgian  emotional support alligator was stolen and returned to those nasty swamps of Georgia.

Get the Exorcism Team fired up!

According to our most reliable source, the NY Post: “Over half of the items found lodged in the caboose are sex toys like vibrators and anal beads, but marbles, bottles, and other detritus are also found.To add insult to injury, the 277,922 foreign-body incidents cost an average of $5,000 at the hospital, according to personal injury lawyers at John Foy & Associates’ study of the CDC data.” That be a lot of hooch in the scootch WTFNews’ Favorite  Retorts: 1)Honestly Doctor: 2) I tripped and look what happened? 3) I have no idea how that bottle ended up in my tushy? 4) Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!  

Talk about daddy issues!   Now here’s a girl who will need therapy for the rest of her life….