Ukrainian Fleet of Killer Dolphins Captured by Russians Go on Hunger Strike (for real!)

One of the key military resources that likely motivated Russia’s annexation of Ukraine in 2014 was the secret highly trained Ukrainian fleet of killer dolphins  who helped patrol the waters near Sevastopol, the home of Russia’s naval base in Crimea.  Sevastopol  is also Russia’s only warm water port as all the rest freeze over 5 months a year,  So no shit they would want control of Crimea. But along with the annexation of Crimea, Russian took control of the the Ukrainian dolphins  who by 2019 had had enough  poor treatment by their new Russian trainers and apparently went on a hunger strike according to a report in the Guardian.  This lends credence to the theory (admitted a bit of a stretch) that the killer dolphins had had enough and in an act of revenged turned on the Russians and sank the Moskva cruiser.  One man’s dolphin-terrorist is another man’s dolphin-freedom fighter.  It is unclear whether the Ukrainian dolphins were practicing Muslims or members of the Eastern Orthodox Church.  Here is the link to the Guardian article in its entirety,  https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/16/ukraine-claims-dolphin-army-captured-by-russia-went-on-hunger-strike