Orifice of Delpi: Don’t Be Puttin’ Things Where They Don’t Belong

According to our most reliable source, the NY Post:

“Over half of the items found lodged in the caboose are sex toys like vibrators and anal beads, but marbles, bottles, and other detritus are also found.To add insult to injury, the 277,922 foreign-body incidents cost an average of $5,000 at the hospital, according to personal injury lawyers at John Foy & Associates’ study of the CDC data.” That be a lot of hooch in the scootch

WTFNews’ Favorite  Retorts:

1)Honestly Doctor:

2) I tripped and look what happened?

3) I have no idea how that bottle ended up in my tushy?

4) Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!