World’s Ugliest Pooch: Judges Got This One Right

Everyone’s dog is the cutest, best dog in the world. Except for all the hugely incompetent owners who can’t handle their dog who bark 24 hrs a day and chew everything in sight. Those owners tend to dump their misbehaving pets (hopefully NOT)  at the nearest kill shelter. Scooter has been officially named the ugliest dog in the world; therefore Scooter must have one helluva personality since and probably can read without moving his lips,  speak three languages, and can count from 10 backward. In which case having the ugliest dog in the world isn’t so bad. Also Scooter should have one of the largest followings on instagram for reasons that are self-evident. Scooter baby, you just be you!