Was Putin’s Flagship Cruiser Moskva Sunk by Russia’s Killer Dolphins Gone Rogue?

Putin denies that Ukrainian missiles had nothing to do with the outrageously embarrassing sinking of his pride and joy nuclear cruiser, the Moskva.  What MSM has missed is the most obvious answer is that Russia’s squad of killer dolphins had had enough of Putin’s bullshit and armed with bombs on their snouts sunk the unsinkable Moskva.  Putin has yet to deny this intriguing and rather sensible explanation.