MIKE TYSON’S NEW WEED COMPANY IS SELLING BITTEN EAR-SHAPED EDIBLES; GEORGE FOREMAN TO SUE?

George Foreman’s remarkably successful transformation from world boxing champ to world grilling champ, has inspire Mike Tyson who was keeping his ear to the ground, and has now  followed suit. Foreman, whose product is officially known as the tongue-twisting George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine  has earned more money flipping burgers than punching the daylights out of his opponents. According to Wikipedia, since its formation in 1994, George Foreman Products has sold 100 million units.

But now Mike “the Chomp” Tyson’s new cannabis company  is now offering  Mike’s Bites edibles.  Not clear if they come in left ear or right ear, but our somewhat dubious sources tell us Mike’s Bite next edible product will be the Nose Knows. Tyson’s recipe book will likely include his famous “Grilled Ear a la  Holyfield.”