Man’s ‘stomach pains’ turns out to be 32 inch headphone wire lodged in his bladder

Somethings are better left unsaid. In a case of “my dog ate my homework” a man’s stomach pains turned out to be a headphone able that somehow got stuck in his bladder.  His contention that he swallowed it by accident and it ended up in his bladder doesn’t seem to hold water.  Rumor has it ER, Grey’s Anatomy, and the Good Doctor are in a bidding war for the rights to the story.