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Read MoreUp to Your Ass in Alligators: No longer an urban myth
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Read MoreOne and Done: The Secrets of Olympic Swimmers
Is peeing in the pool is a new revelation? Really? This reminds us of that very famous childrens book: “Everyone Poops.”...
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What Jaws did to keep generations from venturing into the ocean for fear of being ripped to pieces, this whale might...
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Read MoreDiana Is Still Dead After She Was Alive
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Read MoreRemember to Breath
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Read MoreSocial Media isn’t making you stupid…
You might just be stupid. Daniel Pink and Steven Pinker consistently confused by the masses. If you make the same...
Read MoreKyle Rittenhouse Has Clever Use of Covid Funds
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Read MoreSo That’s Why They Climb Mt Everest
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Read MoreAn Emotional Support Gator is Missing
It used to be “where’s Waldo?”. But in Georgia it just became “where’s Wally?” Wally Gator that is. A famous Georgian ...
Read MoreHannibal Lechter Goes Shopping at Whole Foods
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Read MoreOrifice of Delpi: Don’t Be Puttin’ Things Where They Don’t Belong
According to our most reliable source, the NY Post: “Over half of the items found lodged in the caboose are sex...
Read MoreOops I Did It Again! Oedipus Hex
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Read MoreA Market Place for Everything? Used Condoms Coming Soon
Some might see this evolution in the used products as a sticky situation but at the right price it jusr goes...
Read MoreJustice Kavanugh’s Favorite Chart: “I like beer. I still like beer!”
Brett Cavanaugh is America’s #1 beer fan. He liked beer in college although he has problems recalling some questionable behavior under...
Read MoreTo Z or Not to Z: Gender Wars Continue
Sporting presumably prosthetic size Z breasts, trans-gender Shop Teacher Kayla Lemieux was removed from her position at a previous school which...
Read MoreCareful What You Wish For: Shark Fulfills Divers Final Request
Diver Randy Fry had said that if he had to go, he “wanted it to be in the water.” Well, he...
Read MoreAfter Researcher Has Sexual Relationship with Peter the Dolphin; Heartbroken Peter Commits Suicide
This has got to be one of the craziest stories ever. It involves NASA, Carl Sagan, LSD, a committed and sexually...
Read MoreIt’s Howdy Doody Time! A Lot of Bull Shit in the Front Seat
The bull known as Howdy Doody somehow managed to finagle a literal front row seat. The front seat will need a...
Read MoreYa’ Better Look Twice: Shame on You for Having a Dirty Mind
Check this concert photo carefully before you come to any conclusions. It’s not what you think and if you think it...
Read MoreExtinct-ential Marketing Challenge: Giant Meatball of Extinct Mammoth Unveiled in The Netherlands
Scientists have created a giant meatball from the extracted DNA of an extinct Woolly Mammoth. The only more vexing marketing challenge...
Read MoreQAnon Dream for a Second Term: Donald with New Big Mac Putin Putinesca and Xi Whiz
The real goal of the alt-right is to rebrand McDonalds and to change the menu to their Maximum Leader’s favorite versions...
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